“Drink first. Smash second. Questions? Never.” A living keg of fury and ale, Short Stout is the bellowing, beer-soaked Charter Master of the Squatz — a gruff and grim subfaction known for their subterranean resilience and thunderous firepower. With a barrel chest and a hammer nearly as heavy as his drinking tolerance, Short Stout leads his kin from the front lines, flattening enemies like tankards at a feast. Whether he’s laying down law with his Rune-Hammer of Sudden Silence or laying into a cask of darkbrew, Short Stout never backs down. He believes the only true diplomacy is found at the bottom of a mug — and if that fails, the top of someone’s skull.