The Expendables
Overview
Are you an idiot? Do you hear voices in your head? Are you the sole survivor of a massacred gang or other organization? Do you want/need to make a lot of untraceable money fast? Most importantly, do you own a gun?
The Expendables do not care! We have our own problems. But maybe we can help each other reach our respective goals, if you have the guts and firepower for the kind of work we do. There are no inquisitors here--we do not "suffer the alien, the mutant, the heretic." We hire them!
Bring yourself and proof of your dangerousness to DerekW at Sengoku to get hired. Survive long enough and you might even get paid.
Karloth Valois
Claims to be that guy who dived into the Abyss to escape the Redemptionists. He's certainly ugly and scary enough. Is he an imposter? The real deal? Only time will tell...
Gained +1 Wil for completing no-bottle secret mission
Clawdius
A disgusting mutant freak! Good with guns, though. A bit of a pervert.
Johnny Cool
Who is this guy? How does he get his hair to stand straight up? An arrogant jerk, but he`s got the skills to back it up...most of the time.
Octane Jones
Looks like a former Orlock. Doesn't want to talk about it. Does want to talk about what he's going to burn next.
Vinnie Cares
Appears to be a PDF deserter. Claims to take his name and trade from a legendary black-clad sniper he once saw in some off-planet war. A known pathological liar.
Andy the Arsonist
Another flame-obsessed jerkoff. Likes to burn structures, people, and small animals. Wets the bed.
Four-Eyes
He wears goggles, but it's unknown whether or not they actually do anything. Fanatically loyal bodyguard to Karloth Valois, stays close and shoots anything that threatens him with that shotgun. Useful and tolerated accordingly.
Guk the Heretic
Is his skirt made of tanned human skin? Often goes off to pray alone, won't say to whom. Has grenades, though, so that's a plus.
Lil Freak
Midget. Claims to have a large penis. Unconcerned with combat, prefers getting "the stuff." Kleptomaniac.
Poop Deck Pappy
An off-worlder, probably left behind by his ship due to his penchant for telling long, boring, pointless stories. Cool hat. Claims to be blind in one eye, but he often forgets which one.
Rattling Pipe
Ratskin. That's all we know. Doesn't talk about himself or why he's all alone. Decent shot.
Skullface
Cool skull mask. We think the hair is fake, though. Braggart.
Susuvak
Claims to be the sexiest man you'll lay eyes on--until he takes off his helmet. Brought his own gun, that's the only good thing we can say about him.
The Idiot
Unknown origin, appears to have undergone at least a partial lobotomy and servitor-ization process. Doesn't speak and follows even the most suicidal orders from Karloth Valois. Wicked axe and grenade-tossing skills.
The King
Likes music--a lot. talks about it constantly to the point of distraction. Is actually pretty good on guitar, and always seems to attract the wrong kind of woman. Trying to make enough money to go Uphive and get a recording contract.
Skull Sicario
Skull-masked psychopath, knife fetishist, and probably a cannibal. Green skin--mutant or some kind of skin disease? Follows Octane Jones around and carves off some of whatever OJ roasts.