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Murder Cyborg 2026-07-03

Pre-battle Jul 03, 2026 Murder Cyborg Sanctus808

Participants

Gang Before balancing After balancing
Rating vs top Rating vs top
Attacker
The Sump Pumpers Kdossy 1500¢
Defender
Dwarfs Of War Deoxsen 1245¢ −255¢

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Sanctus808 Murder Cyborg
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Battle created: Murder Cyborg on 2026-07-03. Gangs: Dwarfs Of War, The Sump Pumpers.

Battle Reports

Sanctus808 · Jul 28, 2026 10:45 AM

Battle for the Sump Pumps (Murder Cyborg)

 

The Sump Pumpers challenge the Dwarfs of War for control of the Sump Pumps. The battle ends in a draw, with neither gang able to destroy the Murder Cyborg. As a result, neither gang claims the territory.

 

Combat Log

 

• Drilla Salarius shoots Zunan.

• Drilla Salarius inflicts 2 Damage, leaving Zunan Seriously Injured.

• Bold Derp shoots Shoota Salarius, causing a Flesh Wound.

• Gunnar Salarius shoots Zunan, taking them OOA.

• Norg Sumpfist inflicts 2 Damage on Gunnar, revealing Gunnar as the Murder Cyborg.

• The Murder Cyborg Seriously Injures Magnus.

• Kneecaps Seriously Injures Shoota Salarius.

• Borto takes Darius OOA.

• Shoota Salarius goes OOA during Recovery.

• The Dwarfs of War bottle and voluntarily end the battle.

 

EXP Gain:

 

Sump Pumpers

 

• Borto Sumpjuicer gains 3 (Scenario) + 2 (OOA) exp.

• Chief Running Pump gains 1 (Scenario) exp.

• Zunan Sumpmasher gains 2 (Scenario) exp.

• Lobo "Gunshow" gains 2 (Scenario) exp.

• Kneecaps Durango gains 2 (Scenario) + 1 (SI) exp.

• Norg Sumpfist gains 3 (Scenario) exp.

• Bold Derp gains 3 (Scenario) exp.

• Young Herp gains 3 (Scenario) exp.

 

Dwarfs of War

 

• Magnus Salarius gains 3 (Scenario) exp.

• Deo Salarius gains 1 (Scenario) exp.

• Drilla Salarius gains 3 (Scenario) + 1 (SI) exp.

• Prospectus Salarius gains 2 (Scenario) exp.

• Shoota Salarius gains 3 (Scenario) exp.

• Shootus Salarius gains 1 (Scenario) exp.

• Gunnar Salarius gains 1 (Scenario) + 3 (OOA) exp.

• Darius Salarius cannot gain EXP.

• Techmite Autoveyer 1 cannot gain EXP.

• Techmite Autoveyer 2 cannot gain EXP.

 

Lasting Injuries, Income & Narrative Effects:

 

• Neither gang claims control of the Sump Pumps after failing to destroy the Murder Cyborg.

• Dwarfs of War lose 1 Reputation after bottling out.

• Dwarfs of War's Settlement generates 50 credits.

• Dwarfs of War's Settlement recruits 1 free Juve.

• Dwarfs of War may trade up to Rarity 10.

• Sump Pumpers' Settlement generates 30 credits.

• Sump Pumpers may trade up to Rarity 15.

Battle process

  1. Done: Gangs join the battle Add the gangs taking part, and give them roles if the scenario has any.
  2. Current step: Each gang picks a crew Who is eligible, who attends, what they bring from the stash, and what the gang spends.
  3. To do: Gangs mark themselves ready A gang can only say ready once it can cover its crew's spending.
  4. To do: The battle starts Spending is taken from each gang's credits, and crew membership is frozen.
  5. To do: Play the battle Use each crew page to print fighter cards.
  6. To do: Record the result Who won, or that it was a draw.
  7. To do: Post-battle updates XP, injuries, captures and credits, recorded by each gang.