Border Dispute 2026-03-22

So the Stimmers for both gangs decided to face off, front and center.  Slab won the priority roll, a feat they repeated for all six rounds of the battle!   Slammed his veins full of good gooo, driving his attacks to 5, charged with twin pulverizers, and blam!  11 attacks melted down to a wound and one Serious Injury, followed with the Cou'd de Gash, and the route was on.   

Notable moments?  Rash Jameson and the Slab Leader went tow to tow with their Sump Crocs in tow for four battle rounds.  Results?  One out cold croc, and a couple of chippy wounds on both fighters.  Rash head butted the croc sucessfully, but failed to wound, and hit the leader once with a crushing axe blow, four wound rolls, and threw down four 1s.  Woof.  Making the injury of the insult, the regurgitators made four successful bottle checks with only a four member startig roster, before bottling and fleeing in round six with zero casualties inflicted, while suffering an out cold, and two horrfic scarring results themselves.  Never a more brutal yet bloodless match has been seen.