Tower of Mayhem 2, Tower Harder 2026-02-03 #3

Vun Suur is duh wunnurz again, dat cuz we had the smarts. Pressed ALL SIX big red boootons! Set off a vortex, make lots of fire! ... No smoosh little chanting doodz though, hive shakey like crazy, Vun Suur can't stay on our big feet, no fuur! Everyone pile on Megahurtz, he hurt, but we can rebuildz 'im, we az duh texnogligy! 🦿

(Or: it was a very tactical game with a cold-war with threats of charges and counter charges foiled with kill-point weapons. The sheen bird winged it's way to points for the Compunction, while the Ogryn scored when a man with scissors for hands climbed 3 stories... ✂️🤷🏼 The Ogryn couldn't land a blow or stay in their feet, but equally the lightly armed Cawdor couldn't beat the armour, shields and toughness of the identity-challenged meatheads)