Desperate Raid (Workshop) 2025-10-28 #6

As the battle began, somewhat embarrassingly the Church of H.A.T.E and the followers of the Redox Protocols both realised they had decided to rob The Fuzz’s evidence warehouse at the same time, and were now deployed right on top of one another, armfulls of loot, and surrounded by angry Bolter-wielding cops!

Redox slipped away with 3 loot crates, sprinting out from the cover of tactical darkness, while the the rozzers fired on the Church, taking out one just before they could make it off the board, but H.A.T.E also made it away with 1 crate. 

A stunning example of the Emperor's divine favour was on display however, as a faithful leaped with angelic wings sailing 15" to a safe landing through the power of prayer! Praise be to Him on Terra!

The day belonged to the ACAB however, as they drove off the would-be robbers, and secured the warehouse, while grabbing as much goodies evidence as they could in the confusion.

+++ Enforcer report +++

Team ACAB claimed the Workshop territory but were unaware that two rival gangs of religious zealots were busy plundering gear.

Action was taken to contain the offenders to partial success. Multiple shoplifters were brought to justice, however some escaped, by extreme methods such as throwing themselves from high buildings.

+++ END