Raiders of the Lost Archeotech
Overview
Raiders of the Lost Archeotech
The Greatest Hunting Party No One Asked For
“Necromunda meets Monty Python” — a band of upper-hive weirdos who think they’re on a noble safari while everyone else thinks they’re lunatics in expensive murder pyjamas.
Group Dynamics
Mildred von Throttle believes she’s leading a noble quest for lost relics of culture.
Mrs Whippy believes she’s running a reality show.
Smashy believes they’re looking for lunch.
Together, they rampage through the underhive on a mission of science, snark, and senseless property damage — occasionally discovering real archeotech entirely by accident.
Their calling card?
A shiny metal placard reading:
“THE RAIDERS WERE HERE. SORRY ABOUT YOUR WALL.”
Hunt Mistress Mildred von Throttle - Hunt Master (Leader)
Hunt Mistress Mildred von Throttle
“It’s not vanity if you’re right.”
Once a renowned socialite, Mildred was forced to abandon her mansion after a rather unfortunate “oxygen tax” scandal. She now roams Hive Euryale in her Spyrer rig, dispensing etiquette, neurotoxins, and unsolicited advice in equal measure.
How She Got Her Respirator:
The respirator isn’t regulation issue — it’s a custom model called the “Helmawr Haute-Air Mk II.”
Legend says Mildred “liberated” it from a visiting Guild factor after mistaking him for a wine waiter. The poor man complained about her drinking habits; she took offense, challenged him to a duel, and when he collapsed from the ash fumes, she decided the respirator “matched her complexion.”
She’s worn it ever since, claiming it “smells faintly of victory and top-shelf recaf.” It’s also voice-modulated to make her sound perpetually dramatic — even when she’s asking for snacks.
“When one is suffocating in style, one must do it fashionably.”
Hunt Mistress Mildred von Throttle
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Cl | Wil | Int |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6" | 2+ | 3+ | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3+ | 3 | 7+ | 5+ | 6+ | 6+ |
| Rules | Experienced Hunter, Gang Leader, Kill Count, Master of the Hunt, Reflex Enhancers, Spyrer Hunting Rig Glitches | ||||||||||
| Skills | Rain of Blows | ||||||||||
| Gear | Respirator (15¢), Sovereign hunting rig (Tier 1) (20¢) | ||||||||||
| Weapons | S | L | S | L | Str | Ap | D | Am |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mirror shield (60¢) | 4" | 8" | - | -1 | - | - | - | 3+ |
| Energy Shield, Flash | ||||||||
| Naga blade (50¢) | E | 2" | - | - | S+2 | -1 | 2 | - |
| Disarm, Melee, Parry, Versatile | ||||||||
| Yeld missile gauntlet (30¢) | 15" | 30" | - | - | 5 | - | 1 | 4+ |
| Knockback | ||||||||
Lady Lashley “Mrs Whippy” Cremona - Malcadon Spyre Hunter (Champion)
Lady Lashley “Mrs Whippy” Cremona
Chem-synth, Toxin Whips, Web Incisors
“I whip because I care.”
Former host of the hive’s least-watched alchemy show, ‘Whip It Good!’, Lady Lashley turned to field research when funding (and patience) ran out. She is dangerously cheerful, smells faintly of solvent, and insists that every chemical compound she invents be named after a dessert.
Her signature toxin? Banana Death Split.
Her motto? “Science is just cooking for people who can’t taste.”
Lady Lashley “Mrs Whippy” Cremona
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Cl | Wil | Int |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7" | 3+ | 3+ | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3+ | 2 | 7+ | 5+ | 6+ | 6+ |
| Rules | Kill Count, Master of the Hunt, Reflex Enhancers, Spyrer Hunting Rig Glitches | ||||||||||
| Skills | Infiltrate | ||||||||||
| Gear | Chem-synth (15¢), Drop rig, Grapnel launcher, Malcadon hunting rig | ||||||||||
| Weapons | S | L | S | L | Str | Ap | D | Am |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paired Malcadon toxin whips | E | 2" | - | -1 | - | -2 | - | - |
| Entangle, Melee, Toxin, Versatile | ||||||||
| Paired web incisors | 4" | 8" | - | - | 3 | - | - | 4+ |
| Rapid Fire (1), Silent, Web | ||||||||
Sir Bonkulus Smashford III, a.k.a. “Smashy McSmashface” - Orrus Spyre Hunter (Champion)
Sir Bonkulus Smashford III, a.k.a. “Smashy McSmashface”
Photo-goggles, Power Fists
“If in doubt, hit it ‘til it’s history.”
Disowned by his family for “excessive enthusiasm” during a jousting tournament, Smashy joined the Raiders because they were the only people who didn’t immediately file restraining orders. He communicates mostly in shouting, fist bumps, and property damage.
Carries a pocket notebook titled “Subtlety: A Work in Progress.”
Also believes the hive is haunted by ghosts of “sad doors” he’s punched open.
“You can’t spell diplomacy without ‘smash’… wait, can you?”
Sir Bonkulus Smashford III, a.k.a. “Smashy McSmashface”
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Cl | Wil | Int |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5" | 3+ | 3+ | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3+ | 2 | 7+ | 5+ | 6+ | 6+ |
| Rules | Kill Count, Master of the Hunt, Reflex Enhancers, Spyrer Hunting Rig Glitches | ||||||||||
| Skills | Gunfighter | ||||||||||
| Gear | Orrus hunting rig | ||||||||||
| Weapons | S | L | S | L | Str | Ap | D | Am |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bolt launcher x2 | 8" | 20" | +1 | - | 4 | -1 | 1 | 4+ |
| Rapid Fire (1), Sidearm | ||||||||
| Orrus power fists (50¢) | - | E | - | - | S+2 | -1 | 2 | - |
| Melee, Paired, Power | ||||||||